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Seems to me like a lot of people I once considered smart, can’t help but shower Paul Thomas Anderson’s The Master in undue praise. Sure, it was visually astounding in parts, providing breathtaking landscapes in 70mm a la Lawrence Of Arabia, but the actual content of the film was little more than an affectation of psychological insight. In fact, I was surprised Dave Eggers didn’t have a hand in the writing process, as the shitty script certainly had the whiff of his overtures. Before we get to the meat of my gripe though, let me say one thing on the cinematography.
I once made the mistake of believing that visuals can carry a whole film, it is after all the moving pictures. However, also at that time, I was heavily smoking marijuana, interested in phenomenology, and every morning I played out a one-man symphony in the key of solipsism deep in the recesses of my mind. Only later, it became clear that movies are special if they communicate atmosphere, emotion, and intellect.
Now you may say, “Oh, Henny, the moody visuals do create the atmosphere you love so much.” Well, no. Framing, lighting, set dressing, and wardrobe do help set the mood, but it is the actual psycho-emotional projection of the characters that inflects these aesthetic components with something of worth. So, when you have a movie with mostly preposterously shallow characters, you are left with a beautiful, hollow shell, like a dead fashion model – though now that I say that, a well-dressed corpse is actually more interesting than The Master by nature of it being “dead,” which would indicate that it was at one point alive.
Though The Master was alive at one point, too. Joaquin Phoenix’s drunken ex-sailor character is quite good, no thanks to the writing, mind you. This is precisely what makes the first 40 minutes captivating – the film is myopically focused on Phoenix. Of course, these are also the most visually interesting parts of the film.[1] The dichotomy, while obvious, of a mongoloid who flourished in the primate-like bacchanalia of maritime warfare, who now must somehow find his way in the straight life of post-war society is sharp and affecting. The fact that alcohol is his umbilical cord to the past, where he fucked mermaids made of sand, works on every level and is truly believable. At about 30 to 40 minutes in, we, the audience, now wonder, who will be his foil?
Well of course his foil must be logos incarnate, a man who has suppressed all id and moves about life impressing his invented rationale on everything in his path. This is Philip Seymour Hoffman’s L. Ron character.
The beautiful inner tension within Phoenix’s character is his abandonment of social graces and morality in favor of instinctual, destructive behavior – the good old id vs. superego thing. However, with Hoffman’s “idea man” character, we never get the sense that he ever sublimated much to arrive at his persona in the film, which is something along the lines of a man who thinks he is smarter than everyone.
Now, even your anti-Freudian will tell you that if you don’t come to grips with a few of your basic urges in some manner, they will bubble up. What exciting material for a filmmaker to work from! Sadly, Anderson goes the path most traveled of employing the collegiate tropes of nude infernal visions and insanity. Oddly, he only employs this in one scene, further obfuscating the inner landscape of the Hoffman/L. Ron character. In another scene, Hoffman’s wife jerks him off, which doesn’t seem to make much sense at all, besides some loose symbolism that he too has urges like Phoenix’s sex-crazed sailor. The tone of the handjob scene is dark and disturbing, but what Anderson doesn’t explain is, what’s wrong with a little old-fashioned in the bathroom after a tough day converting people to your fledging cult?
So what you are left with is one good character (Phoenix) put up against half a shell of another character (Hoffman). So there’s not any real conflict besides the abortion of a script that feels as if the director thought that telegraphing really basic philosophical ideas was going to make him look deep in the eyes of his audience.
Other writers in this online publication called “The Big Shot Movie Club” claim this is a real American film. The review reads, “The American is ingenious, resilient, independent, persistent. The American doesn’t take a hint, no matter how strong. The American is kind of a cockroach. And everyone in Paul Thomas Anderson’s 2012 sprawling film is very American.” Well can a film really possess American characters if they are not created by one? Anderson is technically American, but what really makes your noble savage American is their menefreghista approach to life, i.e. they don’t give a fuck.
Anderson is so precious that the implicit authenticity of people going about their business is lost both on a macro-scale and in his individual characters. So unfortunately, the film is much like the burgeoning urban sprawl of Williamsburg/Greenpoint/Bushwick, full of aspirational young Americans who unfortunately would rather imagine themselves as being “real” people instead of attempting to live their lives in the basic manner that most “real” Americans do. Ironically these “real” Americans are the very same cause for their escape to Brooklyn from the suburbs.
In conclusion, I say we gather up a crowd and run this charlatan Anderson out of Hollywood. I want a real American film. Unfortunately for me… I seem to be the only one who feels this way.
[1] Please refer to the preceding paragraph.